Honesty is the best policy
A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a...
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
A young girl sees her father in the shower…
A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
The only wish
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of...
Purchasing furniture
|I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions...
Unique job interviews
|Job Interview Quotations Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest corporations...
Leaving money for the dead
|A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a...