Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
What’s coming but never comes?
What’s coming but never comes?Tomorrow!
Two blondes were walking through the woods…
Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first...
The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
Macho Man
What is a more macho man?At the critical moment when he can’t get it...
My Turn
James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha...
A Message For The Manager
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...
The twelve days after Christmas
|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...