I\’m a Fun-gi!
There’s this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is...
What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and…
What’s the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid...
Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a...
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
In the graveyard!
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when...
Upset With Driver’s License
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?A: Because she...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...