A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Bill Gates can choose his punishment
|Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
The Numbers of the Beast
The Numbers of the Beast OK, we all know that 666 is the Number...
Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
The autograph book
|Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
My men are very brave
|General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague...
Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob…
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big...