How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
Darwin Awards
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains...
Leroys
A man from the Welfare department was interviewing a lady who had requested assistance...
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?...
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
Yo mama has
one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
About one mile a day!
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!