What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
Newfoundland and Nova Scotia
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing...
Whatcha Doin’ Daddy?”
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a...
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
Your very first time!
It’s your first time.As you lie back your muscles tighten.You put him off for...
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.
Lawyer: Send Me
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but...
Blonde and her job interview…
A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer starts with...
Three Irish women were discussing their respective mates…
Could this herald the return of our resident wise man, Cunning Lin Gus?Three Irish...