Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give…
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so...
Howard had felt guilty all day long…
Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to...
Psychoanalysis
One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her...
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I am I don’t live...
Sliding Husband
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their...
How does a Russian commit suicide?
How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American...
What is the most insensitive part of a penis?
What is the most insensitive part of a penis? – The man
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...