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Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
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What’s the best thing about turning 65?
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A boy and girl octopus out on a date…
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm...
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
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A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room…
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A little town had a high birth rate that…
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