Great Dane
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside....
Frog on the head
A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
Dumb Intercourse II
“Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.”"Would you spell that, please?”"Certainly....
Best advice possible
Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court...
Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
Making cars drive
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...