Thoughts
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it...
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
You’ve got mail, the Blonde version
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
You know you’re in the wrong church when…
TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN A BAD CHURCH10. The church bus has...
A perfect choice
A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her...
Reading the scripture
|An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service...
Sleep well
Life Insurance Agent:Don’t let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it tonight,...