yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!
Proud To Be A Senior Citizen…
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Will it hurt doctor?
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Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going.”Really...
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The game of golf!
In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it...
Hiding Baldness
What happens when a man tries to hide his baldness by combing hishair across...