Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop…
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop BANG Clipidy Clop Clipidy Clop?An Amish drive-by shooting.
Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?
Q: Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?A: None of them...
Turmoil In Heaven
Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had an affair...
Choices, Choices
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at a...
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
Retractions by the NY Times in 1998
The Top 13 Retractions Printed by the NY Times in 199813 “Correction: The cookie...
Will you marry me?
|An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally...
Signs and notices 17
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. An ad on...
A pregnant Irish women
What do you call a pregnant Black woman? A dope carrier!