Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California…
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California when all of a sudden...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
Mother-in-law burial
Two friends meet each other on the street.”Hello! Where are you coming from?” asked...
Let him dig
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...
Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints
yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!