Sorry for eating the peanuts
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Jesus has risen
Easter is approaching. Father O’Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The catholic...
What did the maggot say to another?
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Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
Men Quotes
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men...
Revenge of the Blondes!
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10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
Urine Resample
A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being...
What is a yankee?
What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself.