User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
2 cute ones…
One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she...
Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
Irish jokes in a pub
|A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in a pub, when an irate Irishman stands...
New Virgin
A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.Since...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Daughter in college
|Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to...
Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...