Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry…
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young...
GOD’s Kids.
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought...
Demise of a partner
|One day while walking down the street a highly successful partner in a law...
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock…
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
Knock Knock Jokes 9
Knock Knock Who’s there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?...
God’s Watching
The teacher put two baskets of treats on her desk, a basket of apples...
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training.
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...