Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
Mailmans Last Day
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
What is It?
What is It? Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Maddona...
A Smart Salesman!
A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -”Sir, would...
Desert island encounter
This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.One day,...