Affluance
A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls...
Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her…
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,”You have acute...
Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo
it is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
Blonde’s Revenge
What the difference between a brunette and the trash? The trash gets taken out...
You know you’re in the wrong church when…
TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN A BAD CHURCH10. The church bus has...
How do you play Iraqi bingo?
How do you play Iraqi bingo?F18…B52…F18Sent by Onky
Colorado Crazy Law
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses. It is illegal to ride...