How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
Trip to San Francisco
Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload...
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher…
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their...
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
family vehicle
your family is so poor………. the family vehicle is a skateboard.
Two gynecologists meet at lunch…
Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, “I had a patient this morning...
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?
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The God Campaign!
Recently a Ft. Lauderdale advertising agency launched a billboard campaign (including the inside and...
The cat’s chalkboard assignments
|In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of...