I’ve never understood why women love cats…
I’ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don’t listen,they don’t come...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Jesus vs Satan
Jesus and Satan have an extended argument as to who is the better computer...
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
Reasons For Being Stood Up
Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone UpI showed up early and decided I...
Go home and wait
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?They both cause you to stand...
What were Michael Jacksons baby first words?
What were Michael Jackson’s baby’s first words? Which one’s Mommy?
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...