You might be a redneck if…car race
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.
Letterman’s Bad Surgeon General
From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’re A Bad Surgeon General10. You’ve got a pack...
Visiting a rural farm
|Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
Buying your ticket
|Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
Why do women get PMS?
Why do women get PMS?THEY JUST FUCKING DO ALRIGHT!?
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...
Lollihops!
|What’s a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!
Wife and Mistress
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having...