Did you hear about the hillbilly…
Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store to buy...
The guide to wife translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut…
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Why is red the colour of the University of Georgia?
Why is “red” the colour of the University of Georgia?Because they can’t spell “crimson”...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite…
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really...
George W. Bush at a press conference
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only...