A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
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George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard III
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A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue…
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Little Johnny at the neighbors…
Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the little baby was born...
Blonde quickies 221-230
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Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall...
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