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This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
Polish Pickup Truck
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He was un hoppy!
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She changed me
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A dilemma
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Bullfrog Does Oral Sex
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You’re not a kid anymore when…
You know you’re not a kid anymore when…You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re...