It’s the same thing!
There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied “Happy-Butt”....
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Mrs. Jones is having her house painted…
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
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Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
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The Election Is Over, The Results Are Known.The Will Of The People Has Been...
The Blonde Driver
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