The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
The perfect couple.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a...
Old man’s sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So,...
Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton Go to Heaven
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go...
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other…
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
Short gender jokes
|Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want...
Men’s Bathroom Etiquette! (classic)
Ever since man crawled out of the primordial ooze, he has built himself structures...
Say anything
Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both...