Marriage quotes 07
|Many a wife thinks her husband is the world’s greatest lover. But she can...
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to…
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous...
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
The 9 Types of Boyfriends
Joe Sensitive – “After I wash the dishes, let’s cuddle, OK?”Also known as: Mr....
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
Lawyer: Send Me
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but...
A final diagnosis
|Thought I’d let my doctor check me,’Cause I didn’t feel quite right. . .All...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.