If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
Wife comes home to find the old man…
Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front...
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
Why do farts smell?
Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Oprectomy
Oprectomy KENMORE HOSPITAL 61 COMMONWEALTH AVE. BOSTON, MA. 02115 DATE:____________NAME:ADDRESS:Please be advised that your...
Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon…
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I...
Businessman is dying
|A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, “Bill, I want you...
Jealous Wife
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one...