Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail...
Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
Howard had felt guilty all day long…
Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to...
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
Flying in the plane
|Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk...
Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire…
The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing herfull lips, she...
At the crazy farm!
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a...
The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...