What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
Quiet In Church
Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled,...
Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...
Become more effective
|The unit engineer had just finished a talk on introducing mechanization in fatigue details....
Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...
The Special Olympics
Q: What’s better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being...
What\\\’s invisible & smells like carrots?
What’s invisible & smells like carrots?Bunny Farts!
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home…
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car,...