A Blonde Kidnapper
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Fairy tales
A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
Standing Still
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...
Baby Hermaphrodite
A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the...
Birthday Present For Wife
Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it’s his wife’s...
Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?
Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?Because they can’t refuse anything with 10%...