Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
Favorite Sport
Age FAVORITE SPORT 17 shopping 25 shopping 35 shopping 48 shopping 66 shopping
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
Computers – Male or Female
Humankind’s propensity for imposing anthropomorphic characteristics on inanimate objects has now reached computers. But,...
Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
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Poles Truck
Two Polish truck drivers are barreling along when they come up to an overpass....
New Year Resolutions for Pets
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Improving fry cooking time
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Accountant and farmer
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