A Blonde’s Dream
One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went...
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear? A wind...
A drunk orders himself a beer
|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk....
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
A man is walking past this house when a used condom…
A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
Recently seen
|Recently seen on a card…Outside: We dont feel sorry for you blowing all those...