I think that I’m a chicken
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A lawyers tomstone.
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
BB’s
There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his...
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog…
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash.She...
Men…STOP…it’s fruitless!
*** You just can’t win, and here are the reasons why: ***If you put...
Great Pick Up Lines!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in...
What gender is a computer?
An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in...
In the beginning…
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Cupid at Law
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...