Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
Diving Deep
One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level....
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
Difference With Computer
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a computer?A: You only have to...
Dream flying planes
|Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and...
some more blonde q & a’s
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain ? A: Gifted!...
blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
Insult Collection #11
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You...
Purchasing a new bird
|After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became...
Keep fit… die healthy.
What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have...