The 3 little pigs.
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their...
Dog life…
Ever walk into a room and forget what you came in for?Well, that’s probably...
The perfect couple.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a...
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
Elephant jokes 04
|What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What...
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
Technological Doctor
One day, a man complained to his friend, “My elbow really hurts, guess I...
The Brown and White Cows!
There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and...