Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...
I want to buy a golf ball
|A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro...
Man’s Intention
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?The same urge that...
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
Disorderly conduct
|Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct...
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...
Comments from Dr’s Patients
A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
St. Peter
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...