Wedding Toasts 6
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “I’ve found a...
Race dead candidates
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
To be young again…
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”She said,...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
The Perfect Day – Him and Her
The Perfect Day – Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5...
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
Picking on Chelsea Clinton :)
One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.He was...
Beware of IRS
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
Wedding Announcement
An unmarried girl who worked in a busy office arrived one morning and began...