Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...
Question and answer
|An economist is a trained professional paid to guess wrong about the economy. An...
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...
Crowded Subway
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced...
Hey Lady!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot...
Appropriate punishment
Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees herson coming home from school. The...
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi…
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi were fishing from a boatnot...
The price decides everything
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...