The Pope took a philosophy professor…
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a...
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
AL GORE I am!
Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we...
i got a referal
I never do anything that i would get a referl in school for. So...
What’s up Doc?
Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close,...
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
The problem with Santa!
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of...
SAT score decay
SAT score decayAs we all know SAT scores have been on the decline for...
Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll…
Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives before he...