Name That Restaurant!
A couple of senior couples were strolling along, wives in front, husbands in back...
Read The Manual Please!
IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
tough mosquito
|How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he...
I got a great Polish joke
A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and says to the bartender,...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...