45 or 82?
Joe the lawyer died suddenly, at the age of 45. He got to the...
What does pizza delivery man and a gynaecologist…
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THE IRS LETTER…
THE IRS LETTER… Dear Sirs: I am responding to your letter denying the deduction...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...
Smartest Man in the World
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a...
How to break the nose of a blonde.
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