In A Circle
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.
A survey of American women…
In a survey of American women, when asked, “Would you sleep with President Clinton?”...
Ding! Ding!
A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a...
Handy guide to modern science
Handy guide to modern science:If it’s green or wriggles, it’s biology.If it stinks, it’s...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...
A name for a penis
A guy walks into a bar … once inside, he realizes it’s a gay...
The Preacher and the Taxi Driver.
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession…
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:Man: Father, I...
Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...