Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He’s Breathing.
Have you ever seen a Ghost?
A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the...
Late For Work
Late For WorkThe secretary came in late for work for the third day in...
My Montana Diary
Aug. 12 Moved to our new home in Montana. It is so beautiful here....
Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
Buying A Bull
Buying A BullTwo sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.Unfortunately, after...