The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients
|1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.Involvement with the patient’s suffering...
Microsoft versus GM
|Microsoft vs. GMAt a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer...
Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
Small Penis
This couple has been dating for about four months, but the guy had been...
Some time after their bitter divorce…
Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
The Life Of The Party
The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been...