Brand new
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
Battles on the sea
|The following is supposedly a true story relating to a United States shipping company.THE...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
Man, I’m Glad I’m A Man
Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a...
Classified Funny Ads
?Include your children when baking cookies!?Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted?Something...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
An unfortunate situation
A lovely young Jewish girl was employed by a clothing firm in NewYork.She and...