Grandpa gets exited!
Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of...
A man is almost about to die
|As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
Birthday Present For Wife
Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it’s his wife’s...
Polak Is Mugged
A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
Speak
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the...
More Darwin Awards!
THE DARWIN AWARDS are given every year to bestow upon (the remains of) that...
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City…
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he...
The Night Before Payback!
Twas the night before Payback…’Twas the night before Payback and all through the land,The...