4 new fathers.
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were...
Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Two neighbors had been fighting each other…
Two neighbors had been fighting each other fornigh on four decades. Bob buys a...
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next…
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.After a...
Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
Driver’s Test
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?A: Because every time the...