Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
Married life is very frustrating…
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Orgasmic Problems
The husband, tired of a listless sex life came right out and asked his...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murderA lady named Linda went to Arkansas last...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
Blonde quickies 181-200
181. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief...
Clinton Fart
Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the...