Cinderella
Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?Because she ran away from...
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
Handling teens
|A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high...
Top 10 Reasons…John Glenn
Top 10 Reasons No One Wants to go into Space with John Glenn again:10....
Daughters are curious
A little girl walks into her parents’ bathroom and notices for the First time,...
Poof!
A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
What is white and flies across the sky?
What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...