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There’s a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,”…” Then a blonde...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
The perfect woman!
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond...
In Hot Pursuit
Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading...
A Mexican joke
Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they’d have something to pick in the...
Toughening Up
My grand-daddy worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a young fella, and...
A novel idea
A guest from some foreign country was bragging that in HIScountry there is 79...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...