The 9 Types of Girlfriends
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How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
A small boy was lost, so he went up…
A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, “I’ve...
Real Man Knows When She Orgasms
How does a real man know whenever his girlfriend is having an orgasm?A real...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
An invisible man is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I...
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...