Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Too Much Computer
YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG…When asked about a bus...
What is your problem?
|Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that...
A girl and an elephant
Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in...
The cause of arthritis…
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Guys on the island
There were three guys stuck on an island. On of them found a lamp...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...
Female Homones in beer?
Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.To prove their theory,...