Refrigerator Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn’t...
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting…
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date....
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive
Mirror, mirror
Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs...
What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
Penis Tax
New IRS Tax PolicyGOVERNMENT NOTICEJanuary 1, 1995To: All Male TaxpayersFrom: IRSRE: Notice of Increase...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?
Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?A: How else do you tell...
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land…
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was...